Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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