What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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