Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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