I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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