$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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