oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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