You're my little dorito
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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