Buhtt sex?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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