Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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