so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just gift wrapped bread.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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