He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Randomize
