The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We talked him into tasing himself.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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