let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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