this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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