Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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