Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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