I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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