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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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