Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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