You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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