Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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