Sry I called you an 8
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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