3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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