There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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