do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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