We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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