you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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