That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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