This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
foreskin is a definite game changer
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
