what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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