I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We are all done wearing pants today
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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