if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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