I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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