Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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