Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i out mim tonsoeep
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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