I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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