Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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