I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We had sex on a dog bed..
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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