you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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