I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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