think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
how do flat chested girls get laid?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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