He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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