I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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