Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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