Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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