This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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