i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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