Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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