well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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