Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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