Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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