ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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