Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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