i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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