For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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