Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You were trust falling into bushes
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I had to cum in my sink.
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