How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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