I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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